A
I am not a person who regularly (okay, ever) eats at Subway, because it’s a chain that’s disappointed me too many…
Wendy’s has finally launched its new breakfast menu and has been talking a lot of smack about its competitors. Last…
B
This review will not be a comparison of Chipotle’s new Queso Blanco with its now defunct original queso, because I…
A-
In the 90 minutes I spent at a promotional event for Einstein Bros. Bagels’ new 2020 menu offerings last night, I…
B+
As I sit down to write this review, I am wondering if I should have done this an hour ago while I was still sitting…
C+
At the start of every new year, in the dead of winter, I promise myself that I will fill my house with nutritious…
It’s been less than a year since Kazaam star Shaquille O’Neal joined Papa John’s board of directors, and I’m…
B
2019 was the Chinese Year of the Pig and the American fast food Year of the Fried Chicken Sandwich. For those of you…
A
Envy us Midwesterners, o coastal dwellers, for while you (probably) “discovered” oat milk long before we did and…
A+
Starbucks has added a new lineup of dairy-free drinks to the fancy section of its menu. It’s true that Starbucks…
F
If you’ve ever had a stuffy nose, you know how important your sense of smell is to your sense of taste. You can be…
B
In preparation for the release of McDonald’s newest burger, some of us at The Takeout were being responsible adults,…
B-
It seems counterintuitive for Starbucks to be shilling a new cold brew drink in December, at least in the northern…
D
Since 2014, Starbucks has released, by my own estimation, at least 700 limited edition seasonal beverages. The…
C
It’s been a rough year and a half for Papa John’s. In times of difficulty and uncertainty, corporations do well to…
A
When it comes to fast food pies, fried is better than not-fried a full 100% of the time. Consider this: People still…
B-
Like crop tops and George W. Bush, everything just-slightly-old is new again in 2019. So having churned through…
A
Has there been a full moon over the world of fast food this entire summer? The past couple months have been wild: Ch…
B-
There was great curiosity in Takeout land when we learned that Pizza Hut was planning to release a Stuffed Cheez-It…