Like every other fast food brand in existence, McDonald’s really really really wants you to download its app. It…
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Allison Robicelli is a JBFA-nominated food & humor writer, former professional chef, author of four (quite good) books, and The People's Hot Pocket Princess. Need cooking advice? Tweet me @Robicellis.
Welcome to Jiggle All The Way, The Takeout’s holiday celebration of Jell-O, gelatin, and all things wiggly. We’ll be…
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I don’t have a single bad thing to say about A Recipe For Seduction, the KFC-produced Lifetime Christmas movie…
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Welcome, dear readers, to The Takeout Draft, our recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports,…
As a semi-functional adult, I know that I’m supposed to be eating way more fruit than I do, and probably less cake.…
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I began recapping The Great British Baking Show for my fellow Americans in the year for which the term “dumpster fire
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Nine weeks ago, I wrote that based on the quality of this year’s contestants, I truly believed that we were on the…
Welcome to Hibernation Holiday, The Takeout’s guide to celebrating Thanksgiving in the comfort of your own home—and…
It’s the season of giving, and if anything good has come out of this year, it’s the reminder that we’re all in this…
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Your Thanksgiving bird has never looked this sophisticated.
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