Purim sameach everyone! That’s “Happy Purim!” in Hebrew. Say it to a Jew with a throat-clearing sound for the “ch”…
My kids have been pushing me hard to do cooking TikToks with them, but I keep saying no because it feels like too…
In my opinion, messy food is some of the best food. If you’re not wearing some of it on your clothes after you’re…
Spring is coming, my friends! I know this because even though all I can see outside my window is several feet of…
Whenever I have gone to a restaurant, it has never once occurred to me to leave a tip in the form of anything other…
This week, Frosted Flakes announced a partnership with “Frosted Flakes superfan” Shaquille O’Neal: a new Frosted…
Earlier today, we here at The Takeout noticed a peculiar phrase trending on Twitter. That phrase was “Rest In Piss.”…
It’s been a big couple of weeks for Mars, ladies and gentlemen! We’ve got a gorgeous new photo of our celestial…
It’s Valentine’s Day on Sunday, which I completely forgot about since I’ve been with my husband for nearly 16 years.…
I don’t know when I’ll feel safe enough to go back to a bar. But this morning I discovered the website I Miss My Bar.…
Last week I decided to begin teaching my son about poetry, since he’s approaching his 14th birthday and I fear his…
We’re in the midst of a snack food renaissance I’m calling The Great Comeback. Dunkaroos snuck back onto store…
Last night’s Super Bowl was a frustrating, tedious four hours of viewing for much of the American public. (Kansas…
The Big Game is this weekend, and since the Super Bowl is sort of an unofficial food holiday for so many, I started…
One of the most rewarding benefits of homeschooling my children is that I get to learn all sorts of new crazy shit.…
Yesterday I started watching a show called Warrior on HBOMax, and it’s incredible. It was originally conceived by…
The best thing available at any diner on earth are the tiny plastic cups of half-and-half that come with your…
Dear friends, it is time once again for Cadbury’s annual Bunny Tryouts. Last year, the pets of the Takeout all donned…
Earlier today, we published a review of the controversial (and delicious) new Everything Bagel flavor from Jeni’s…
I have a few friends who are professional butchers, which, now that I think about it, is a weird way to start a…