lillianstone
Lillian Stone
lillianstone
Staff writer @ The Takeout, joke writer elsewhere. Wrangling beagles and baked goods in Chicago. Debut essay collection, EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE, publishing in 2023 via Dey Street/HarperCollins.

I was in the UK over the holidays. The KFC “gravy on everything” ad blitz was a bit jarring. “Would you like some chicken with your gravy.”  LOL. What is the UK fascination with KFC gravy? Read more

My wife is a great cook. She got COVID 1 year ago and it totally jacked with her taste buds. Anything with meat (besides fish) tastes like you have a mouth full of quarters. Certain other protein-y things do this at well (most nuts). Read more

That’s basically exactly how I feel about it. Read more

I am not vegetarian/vegan, but I’d be willing to try this out of curiosity. I would not be surprised if, in 20-30 years, it becomes much cheaper to grow meat in a lab than to buy it from a butcher. I really do believe most of the processed meat we will eat, will be lab-grown. Read more

I hate to completely disagree with you, BUT: Read more

These products are designed for someone like me. I’m neither vegan nor vegetarian, but I still have concerns about both the morality (from an animal welfare perspective) and the environmental impact of factory farming practices... so while I do eat meat, I can also go for days at a time without having it even once, Read more

It’s a novelty product, marketed at people who very much want to feel holier than thou. Until they figure out how to make it the same price (or cheaper) than the food it’s pretending to be, it will remain a novelty.
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This. I decided to go vegan this year and I also decided not to worry about cross contamination or have issues with it being cooked in the same oil at all. I can only do my best and I don’t want going to restaurants with my friends (if I ever get to do that again with COVID) to be a big deal. Maybe someday I will make Read more

This increases the likelihood a family or couple that has one vegetarian will eat KFC, and KFC is willing to spend millions to make it happen. Read more

I like that Dunkin' kept the doughnut theme with the design of their little bites. Read more

Interesting local price differences. Here in the burbs of Boston I paid $4.49 for the Dunks eggs yesterday and the Bucks sous video eggs are $4.65. Read more

Chalk. When I was a kid, I liked the ‘toothsomeness’ of biting chalk. Read more

I went through a phase about 20 years ago where I used to chew on bamboo chopsticks. Not the wooden ones, just the round bamboo ones. Read more

Play-Doh. As a kid it had such an intriguingly pleasant aroma. The taste, not so much. Read more

Not a craving per se, but I frequently have dreams in which I eat toilet paper.
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As the Santa (and possibly also the Grinch) of my house, I’ll take fresh-baked cookies over Olive Garden’s breadsticks that have a weird chemical taste anyday. Read more

As Santa, I realize I’d just be buying breadsticks for myself, but still, I approve of this. Read more

I wish Kinja still allowed starring writer’s posts.
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