It can prevent spillage.  I don’t suck the entire contents of a Taco Bell burrito, but when I take a bite I do suck a little bit so that the contents don’t spill on my shirt. Read more

Hilarious. When I got to what the act was I said...only Taco Bell Bean Burritos...and that’s exactly what was coming.  They are usually packed and the red sauce has nothing to absorb into so it runs.  You are not alone!  Also, only TC menu item I can eat after having COVID.  Everything else is gross.  Read more

I can’t suckle a burrito bowl while driving my Ford Taurus, Steve! THINK! Read more

Laszlo approves

This might be an optional move for TB bean burritos, but it’s pretty much required for a chilito.
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While some people are rightfully disgusted, I’m proud to live in a society where stone cold weirdos can get paid money to make people uncomfortable with their words instead of being forced to go live under a rock somewhere far, far away from anyone.  Read more

Thanks so much for mentioning our work! Read more

I already avoid Hersey because it tastes like shit.
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Hi there. I’m glad someone was able to tear this apart. For real though. #1 Old McDonald’s logo, #2 If they’d be coming back, they wouldn’t advertise as new, #3 The wrappers were white, #4 So many places make wraps now, anyone can just order one with the same ingredients and play pretend for a video and #5 She’s… Read more

Cutwater is legitimately good, at least as far as canned cocktails go. Their margarita is a little salty, but if I’m at a baseball, soccer or hockey game and my options are $12 for a bud lite or $12 for a cutwater margarita, you bet I’m taking the one with a higher ABV. I’ve got incoherent yelling to do baybeeeeee. Read more

Is tiramisu a trifle? Read more

Do they sell Gesha K-cups?  Read more

best coffee is just fresh coffee.
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If you’re still not sure you can spot the differences, try conducting a little at-home taste test with two or three brands. You’ve earned it. Read more

I am saddened by the lack of mention of my favourite way of eating fries - dipped in ranch. Only ketchup? *single tear* Read more

Pssh you forgot the dump them in the bag you got with your food squirt in the ketchup and shake Read more

Sweetie, your first clue should have been when she complimented your moustache.  Read more

As someone who used to date a man in the service industry, I often encouraged him to flirt as it resulted in larger tips which we put towards vacations. Read more

OP’s mustache

Wendy’s had better wraps anyway.
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