I had assumed that’s why they were calling it Devil’s Lettuce, not that they were mistaking it for the sticky icky.
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Lillian Stone
lillianstone
Staff writer @ The Takeout, joke writer elsewhere. Wrangling beagles and baked goods in Chicago. Debut essay collection, EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE, publishing in 2023 via Dey Street/HarperCollins.
Why do squares always think people are trying to get them high?? Just like the Google Glass fiasco had goofy men thinking other men were buying expensive gadgets just to capture their junk on tape, ain’t nobody wasting good weed on a damn church potluck. Read more
Let’s be real, this is about TikTok and Instagram.
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Rising prices and continued shortages didn’t make it? Seems like a sure thing. Read more
What do the slices have to do with anything? Read more
Impossible Soylent Green, which is made from plant based people. Except they aren’t plant based. They are actual people. 2022 is gonna be rough.
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Okay, but it was asked if euphoria was worth it.
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Iowa here. NO WAY Budweiser is our most popular. Busch Light...which is a Bud product...will kick Old Red Bud to the curb each and every day. Read more
Well, it is the king of bottled beers. Read more
The Alchemist is #2 for Vermont. I’m not surprised although I wouldn’t really consider it cheap. Read more
This might be Goose Island erasure, but I think Spotted Cow may be the best cheap beer in the nation. Read more
Coincidence? Currently at AV Club:
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High fashion for Pastafarians
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Considering white leopard geckos go for ~120-500 depending on the morph, $40 isn’t too terrible of a deal. I’m more of a fan of the wild type look though.
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(You can check out the black stripe in this YouTube video from an Albanian news source.)