lillianstone
Lillian Stone
lillianstone
Staff writer @ The Takeout, joke writer elsewhere. Wrangling beagles and baked goods in Chicago. Debut essay collection, EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE, publishing in 2023 via Dey Street/HarperCollins.

I think this counts? I love the family dinner scene in Sicario where Benicio del Toro’s character invites himself over and calmly explains to the family how the drug war affected his family... It’s super tense the whole time until <<<spoiler>>> he gets rid of them so fast no one has a chance to react except the Read more

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Based on this video that was recorded last month, JNCO should’ve partnered with Pepperidge Farms or Bob Evans.

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Nothing can kill the Grimace.”

look there is but only ONE thing I know for certain of The Grimace, and that is that nothing can kill it.
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Grimace is what happens when you capture a lighting bolt and Frankenstein a partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage into a marketing ploy.  Read more

“I keep a running list in my iPhone notes, with each item categorized by its location in my neighborhood Jewel-Osco.” Read more

Well, it’s been a good run of friendship between 2 countries, but it’s time to declare war on Canada. Read more

the casual Ed, Edd, and Eddy reference is appreciated.  Read more

Did not read the interview, but maybe he meant “bud” in the sense of a friend. Taste Bud, one of the Perception Pals. Sensory Sidekicks.   Read more

We list makers are huge fans of comedy... watching the wandering people panic run through the store trying to find something they forgot on the trip earlier that day. Read more