lillianstone
Lillian Stone
lillianstone
Staff writer @ The Takeout, joke writer elsewhere. Wrangling beagles and baked goods in Chicago. Debut essay collection, EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE, publishing in 2023 via Dey Street/HarperCollins.

Ooh, this is great to know! Also very trendy wasp traps. Read more

YOU’RE RIGHT, I forgot about that one. I haven’t had it in years, but it never fails to satisfy! Read more

I’m the same with heavy cream! I keep it around for quite a while and I’ve never had a problem. Read more

Wait, say more! Any rationale for why toes were less valuable?  Read more