lillianstone
Lillian Stone
lillianstone
Staff writer @ The Takeout, joke writer elsewhere. Wrangling beagles and baked goods in Chicago. Debut essay collection, EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE, publishing in 2023 via Dey Street/HarperCollins.

Oh, that is a GREAT thought! Best bet would probably be to give your vet a ring before you try it, but that could be huge. Read more

Thank you!! I’ve been told he is a “perfect specimen” Read more

I’m lucky enough to have been a few times! Highly recommend—Catalonia is so distinct from the rest of Spain. If you can make your way to several major cities in the area, it’s well worth an extra bit of travel. (Peter Madsen does killer work.) Read more

He’s a unique species known as a Grimace! But he is taste bud-shaped....  Read more

Oh no, don’t get me wrong—I’m old enough to know about McDonaldland! It was still in its heydey during my childhood. I just missed it somehow. Read more

Wait, please tell me more about this spymaster/torturer beekeeping course! Very spooky/cool. Read more