Wow that’s beautiful. Read more

I say this with no snark and all earnestness: That is poetry. Read more

DAD? Read more

She is finishing up the most ambitious project in Takeout history, out next week.  Read more

So that you can click on it and give us an extra pageview Read more

Tomorrow! Read more

Is this comment broth or dumb? Read more

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Awesome comment Read more

I think it already won Read more

My people have been eating tofu for 5,000 years. Have we been duped all this time? Read more

There’s three places to go in Chicago Chinatown: First is Jade Court, which isn’t in Chinatown but a few miles west by UIC. That, to my mind, is the best Cantonese restaurant in Chicago at the moment. Then there’s MingHin, which serves excellent dim sum during dim sum hours as well as after 9pm. Lastly there’s Phoenix,… Read more

1. It tastes nothing like what you suggest. Read more

That’s narutomaki, which is a fish cake that has the pink swirls to resemble the whirlpools in Naruto. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narutomaki Read more

I look forward to eating at your non-existent pizzeria Read more

Freeze it! Or just chop it up and make fried rice... Read more

Not if I have anything to do with it. Read more

Stop spending so much emotional energy on hash browns Read more

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West -> East travel is difficult if it’s between 5-8 time zones. But because I flew pretty much halfway around the world (13 hr differences), going east -> west and west <- east have roughly the same effect. Read more