He gently slid himself into the hot dog bun -toasted but too toasted. It still had a slight spring and the infused warmth spread through him. Fumbling one-handed, he reached out for a cool, lubricating bottle of ketchup. At the last moment, he snapped his hand back. “No”, he said to himself, “We’re doing this Chicago-s… Read more
In other news, water is wet. Read more
I hate Trump but I was a drunk before him. Now at days I rather stay home because if I go out and meet a Trumpie.... as a Brown man I may be compelled to power bomb them on their MAGMA hat (Actually had a guy wear a MAGMA hat to a bar in Murray Hill Manhattan during the Yank playoff run). Read more
This is the growth economy he promised. He’s making America great and hungover again! Read more
We all handle stress differently. Some people do yoga, some cry to their therapists, some chug a bottle of pinot…
Craft breweries and Big Beer (the Anheuser-Busch and MillerCoors of the world) don’t always get along. So it’s sort…
Happy Monday. Allow me to beat the fun out of the drunk bro making himself food at Waffle House story.
There’s a phrase from computer science that comes to mind: garbage in, garbage out. Read more
Local beer and liquor laws are a pit of oddities, loopholes, exceptions, and head-scratchers, and Indiana has long…
You think we could sneak some ghost peppers into Trump’s ketchup before his next feeding? Read more
He scrapes the toppings off his pizza. “I never eat the dough,” he told US Weekly. Read more
There’s something to be said about well-done steak dipped in ketchup. When I was six or seven years old, it was the…
A couple of years ago, seemingly out of spite, they switched to a “housemade” black bean burger that was bigger and blander than any I’d ever tried before. Read more
#notallboners
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This reminds me of that song by Queen that ends (literally) with “...fried chicken!”
Whatever. Read more