My mother has many fantastic qualities. Cooking was never one of them. It wasn’t that she didn’t want to cook, she…

Some mouth-breathing hick left a homophobic message on his server’s receipt and like any good millennial, the server…

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Oh, how I love me a good boilermaker. Usually that takes the form of a Four Roses Small Batch and a Tecate, but I…

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A Hawaii woman stumbled upon a small child gigantic fucking avocado while out for a stroll Sunday.

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Happy Monday. Allow me to beat the fun out of the drunk bro making himself food at Waffle House story.

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I made the mistake of cheating on my beloved coffee, and boy did I pay for it.

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