They are lovely and happy. They have a new friend named Pepper! Have you met Pepper on my newsletter yet? Read more

I LOVE THIS! Read more

I believe I have! The batteries ran out though...I never replaced them! Read more

I have some of those!!! Read more

McThank you for the catch. You should see how I’m dating all of my checks these days. Read more

I don’t recommend it warm, it’s designed to be spreadable while cold. I have a feeling it’d get really loose and runny, which probably isn’t ideal for dipping... Read more

How did I not even think of that?! Oversight on my part. When I make another batch for snacking I’ll definitely add in a tablespoon. Read more

I aim for the stars...over Wisconsin... Read more

Those are great! Read more

Absolutely. For the development/test batch, I actually bought a tallboy so I didn’t have to commit to a whole sixer! I do think you could get away with a sturdier pale anything, since the cheese and ranch combination are already pretty flavorful, so you have room to really boost that beer flavor. Read more

You’re not wrong, and also, I can hear you Read more

I live in two worlds: this one, and the one of my own making. I must react accordingly otherwise I will be unmasked as the alien being from another dimension that I am. Read more

So it’s this thing that looks like a nail, but yes, it connects to an app to keep track of your meat (or maybe like...a big vegetable?!). Depending on the cut, like a whole chicken or something, it’ll estimate how long your meal will take to cook, too. You do have to be like, around the house, preferably closer to the… Read more

Hi, I documented for my own purposes (I try not to mix work and pleasure -- if you google “Can you carbonate raw fish” you might find it!), I did it on my own time. Should be pretty easy to locate... Read more

Hahaha oh man good catch! I clarified it in the piece. I’ve never owned a stand-up toaster (it’s always been toaster ovens for me) so I temporarily forgot about them. Until you reminded me, of course. Read more

I totally did, but I’ve brought it up on past pieces so I didn’t want to reiterate it. Plus...having worked in a restaurant now I know that this is a bogus move. Back then it was funny but I know better now so I advocate against it. Read more

You can do that?! Read more

What do you mean these JNCOs are out of style? Reminds me, I better go get my Model T from the shop, my horse is getting tired. Read more

I am so glad I wasn’t eating when I read this comment because I would have choked Read more

Krispy Krunchy is on the list (for hopefully another feature!) among a few others. Am excited to try them, I just need gaps between fried chicken days... Read more