As always,
I keep thinking it’s perhaps the most dangerous squeeze coin holder I’ve ever come across. Even more so than when you’d get the tip of your finger caught in one of those brand new ones back in the ‘80s
putting portholes in cow bellies always made me wonder how ethical it would be to put methane relief valves on cows. I just don’t know if the CDC/FDA would make everyone pasteurize the methane before it could be sold... Read more
Aww man I thought we specifically didn’t live in the Cronenberg universe?
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Well, they’ve managed to capture the existential dread so many people experience when faced with a trip to the dentist. Not sure how good it will be for their business, though. Read more
Wrong animal for central Texas, though. Read more
This reminds me of the Skippers that was turned into a Popeye’s but the sign post was still an anchor for a while, except, of course, worse. Read more
We mark our nation’s capital with a 555-foot-tall white wang. Read more
“...does the pig have a side-mouth it will eat me with?” Read more
Reminiscent of the Blue Meanie smile
Yes, because everyone knows pig dentists are the goddamn best! Read more
Maybe it’s half Gnaar
Horrifying. Is the disembodied mouth eating the pig, or does the pig have a side-mouth it will eat me with? Read more