That just looks appetizing in a way that Subway sandwiches almost never are. I would most definitely try this as a workday lunch. Read more

Cabbage!

Hey, neat! it sounds like something I’d enjoy.

Will the staff be joining you in the rat poison taste test? Read more

Very unexpected Blade Runner

But will it work in Des Moines?  Read more

Subway needed a win.. Maybe they have one here. Their HQ is in state here, and they’ve just been hit with wave of layoffs after wave of layoffs. I’m kinda hoping they turn it around.  Read more

Hooray for cabbages! Read more

Looks like stuffed clam stuffing without stuffing it back onto the clam shells. Yum. Read more

Gambling that 5 cups of bread crumbs and 3 cans of clams is going to sit well all night Read more

I like the way you cut through finding a stuffing vessel, and just go straight for the stuffing. Which is always the best part anyway. Read more

When people ask me what I’d want my death row meal to be, I ask them, “What did I do?” And then they say, “It doesn’t matter, just answer the question,” and I’m like, “Well, it’s important to me! Read more

“and a delicate green salad tossed with a zippy lemon vinaigrette that may or may not be laced with rat poison, since that’s much more polite than stabbing someone in their stupid, moron face.”  Read more

So it’s basically a lemony Panko breadcrumb pie with bacon and clams? Read more

I’m a simple man: if I’m doing fast-food breakfast, it’s an egg McMuffin, or sausage McMuffin with egg if I’m feeling indulgent. Their beauty lies in their simplicity; they’re relatively low in calories; and they consistently taste good. Read more

“In its ideal state, bacon is served with crisp lettuce, good tomato, and a judiciously portioned schmear of mayonnaise between two slices of lightly toasted inoffensive white bread.” Read more

Thank you kindly for you public service. Read more

I wouldn’t necessarily say it’s for nothing... Read more

(during which my latent Catholic genes become hypersensitive to all acts of hubris, malarkey, and blatantly unnecessary pompousness) Read more

“Possibly by force.” Read more