Everyone needs to bake with a partner, and that partner is a rhesus monkey.  Read more

Holy shit this is the greatest idea ever.  Read more

They should be forced to make a cake, bread, pastry, and biscuit showstopper at the same exact time.  Read more

This show has gone so completely off the rails, and we have no choice but to lean into the chaos. Read more

I’m not “legally” allowed to watch it til Friday at midnight, so no spoilers! Read more

Biscuit clothing is an amazing idea, and I think there should be a challenge where they need to make edible hats for Prue to model.  Read more

Even worse, his Jarzino’s dog didn’t do anything.  Read more

No one ever suspects that a Jurgen will happen to them. Read more

I love Freya’s accent and attitude so much and hope she sticks around til at least halfway. Read more

Everyone in the tent is no doubt an excellent baker — remember that thousands of people apply to be on this show, and they’re the top 12. I’ve cooked on TV a bunch, and it’s nothing like it is in the real world. I’m a pro, and would never, ever want to be on this show. 

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At this point, let’s stop lamenting and lean into this ridiculous. It’s never going back to what it was.  Read more

I am open to any and all GBBS conspiracy theories! Read more

There was originally an Old Gregg reference that got cut for being too pornographic. Read more

Messiness is a pretty weak choice of “thing” for Crystelle when Lizzie is RIGHT THERE. Read more

No one was in danger beside Jarzino. Maggie will bounce back! Read more

There was originally a Richmond gag in this recap that got cut for time!

These recaps can only be so long. But don’t worry, I have pictures of Hot Jurgen in my GBBO repository. I’m going to be writing about him every week, so I’ve got to spread my hot takes out.  Read more

Here’s more context on my raisin-phobia:
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The challenges have become more and more ridiculous with every season, and at this point GBBS has shown its willing to embrace the worst parts of reality TV. I’m leaning into the ridiculousness. Read more

For more info on my raisin opinions: https://thetakeout.com/raisins-my-grapes-of-wrath-1838371885 Read more