allisonrobicelli
Allison Robicelli
allisonrobicelli
Allison Robicelli is a JBFA-nominated food & humor writer, former professional chef, author of four (quite good) books, and The People's Hot Pocket Princess. Need cooking advice? Tweet me @Robicellis.

The less of Lizzie’s accent I can decipher, the more I love her.  Read more

That opening is horrifying the first time you watch it, but gets progressively more brilliant with every rewatch. (Unlike normal people, I need to watch this show several times to write these recaps, so I may be the only person who discovered this.) Read more

We’ve got a funny relationship with fruit cakes in America. Generations of shitty ones scarred us for good. Read more

My gut feeling is that Lizzie isn’t going to last, but she is going to make every single moment she’s on screen count. I fucking love her.  Read more

I end up watching this show about 3-4 times while writing this recaps, thanks to all the screenshotting and note taking. It gets more enjoyable the more you watch it, though I really wish they had gotten Billy Ray Cyrus to do the vocal track.  Read more

The more ridiculous it gets, the more hilarious material I have to work with. I can’t wait for Biscuit Week! Read more

I am absolutely obsessed with Freya’s speaking voice and really hopes she sticks around, because I want to give her the attention she deserves. We’ve got a pretty stellar cast this year.  Read more

Repeated muggings will just convince the robots to organize against us sooner! This needs to be stopped posthaste! Read more

I know it’s put a giant target on my back, but I’m happy to court the wrath of robots if it means that I have, in some way, helped humanity survive another day. Read more

Dude, we do these slideshows especially for you. You should have figured this out by now.  Read more

The problem with an automated future is that our society correlates labor with the right to exist. If you’re not working, you don’t deserve anything. We cannot keep working towards an automated society without addressing our views on the intrinsic value of human life.   Read more

Robots are nothing but questions, which is why I keep pushing for robot coverage on this site. If it was up to me, at least 80% of our content would be robot-focused.  Read more

And this will be my 5th season recapping this show! I started doing it at Food52 years ago. I’m still not over losing Mary, Mel, and Sue. Read more

Right?! As of now, they are completely perfect to me, and I’m going to hold onto that so hard for the next week.  Read more