Most macaroni salads call for 2-3 cups of mayo per pound of pasta, which is just whipped oil.  Read more

With a pound of pasta, you get four 4oz. servings, or eight 2oz. servings. It’s very easy to scale up and down as needed! Read more

Second step gives instructions how to make the garlic oil.  Read more

Very well played.  Read more

The organist absolutely slays Electric Eye.  Read more

I grew up with the Big Apple Circus, and absolutely love it. All their animals are well treated (I’ve been backstage), and many of them are rescues! I highly recommend going if you ever have the chance.  Read more

I didn’t need my cats getting poops, too.  Read more

It would definitely be better if eaten in the restaurant. The churros, however, are good no matter what. And they were very good as far as churros go! Read more

It’s one of those drinks that makes me happy that I’m sober. Pretty sure, though, that anyone who drinks it absolutely knows what they’re in for.  Read more

Regular U-Bet. I’m from Brooklyn—you think I’ve only had U-Bet during Passover? C’mon, dude. I’ve got that shit running through my veins, right alongside a whole bunch of Manhattan Special.  Read more

I love the hell out of Yoo-Hoo, and now I want one, just because you mentioned it.  Read more

Dude, if I wasn’t laid up with side effects from my second shot, you’d be going DOWN for this. You lucked out... this time.  Read more

I’m testing out a few models right now. I don’t want to convince you to buy anything if I can’t fully stand behind it.  Read more

I’ve got something in that vein coming in a few weeks! Read more

You can do it with green beans, too! Or any vegetable, really. Same with my recent air fried mushroom recipe, or the one for potato-crusted peas.  Read more

If you like asparagus, check this recipe out!

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I’ve known Molly for years and she is wonderful. If you met her in person, you’d be smitten in less than a minute. That being said, I completely understand your CG thing, because that’s how I feel about all people who are Midwest Nice. They freak me the hell out, especially since I’m from Brooklyn where we’re born… Read more

This thing could suck for all I know, especially since it has raw celery in it, which I detest. What makes me sad is how so many adults let their imaginations whither away to dust because they blindly go along with what everyone else is thinking. Be bold! Take risks! Make stupid mistakes and laugh at your failures.… Read more

THE INTERNET IS AN ABSOLUTE MONARCHY AND I AM THE ABSOLUTE MONARCH.  Read more

I crave chaos.  Read more