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....WHEN PIZZA’S ON A BAGEL, YOU CAN EAT PIZZAAA ANYTIME.
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A few months ago, I was made aware of this short video by my fiancée, via Twitter. She messaged me, saying, “Please…
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Just last week, I taste tested some limited-time-only turkey nuggets, called ThanksNuggets, from Perdue. The nuggets…
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Since March, the farthest I have traveled from home is approximately two hours south to Kankakee, where my dog and I…
We all know that there’s various advice on how much water to drink every day. A long time ago, I’d heard that the…
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