No Blood-Sucking Parasitic Pie for King Charles This YearThe 2023 coronation festivities feature a pork pie, breaking from tradition.ByRima ParikhPublishedMay 4, 2023
The Nation’s Cheapest Sandwich Is, Unfortunately, at a Golf CourseAttendees of the Masters Tournament can get a sandwich for only $1.50.ByRima ParikhPublishedApril 6, 2023
Decorate Potatoes Instead of Eggs This Easter, Says Potato LobbyParents should skip costly egg dyeing this year, according to people who sell potatoes.ByRima ParikhPublishedApril 6, 2023
Dairy Queen’s Big Red Spoon Is Missing and We Have TheoriesOwners of a Phoenix DQ are puzzled after thieves snatched a 15-foot-tall decorative spoon.ByRima ParikhPublishedMarch 31, 2023
Jack Daniel’s Condemns Poop-Themed Dog Toy Before the Supreme CourtThe distiller argues that a 'Bad Spaniels' squeak toy is trademark infringement.ByRima ParikhPublishedMarch 24, 2023
Panera Wants to Read Your PalmThe bakery chain is testing out Amazon’s contactless payment and loyalty system.ByRima ParikhPublishedMarch 23, 2023
Anonymous Uber Eats Villains Plague Los AngelesCouriers are dropping off Uber Eats orders no one ordered, with no way to get in touch with whoever did.ByRima ParikhPublishedMarch 22, 2023
Movie Theater Food Is Headed in the Wrong DirectionTheaters are begging you to come see a movie, eat, see a movie, and eat.ByRima ParikhPublishedFebruary 28, 2023
Meet the Borg, Gen Z’s Controversial Drink of ChoiceCollege students are attempting to make Burnett’s Vodka drinkable—and maybe slightly safer? Maybe?ByRima ParikhPublishedFebruary 24, 2023
M&M’s Very Weird Day OnlineGoodbye, less sexy green M&M... for now, at least.ByRima ParikhPublishedJanuary 23, 2023
Montana, Say Hello to Whole FoodsThe grocery chain is pushing its way into Bozeman this February.ByRima ParikhPublishedJanuary 18, 2023
Tom Hanks Swears He Has Invented a Great CocktailOr, the importance of experimenting with weird flavor combinations.ByRima ParikhPublishedJanuary 18, 2023
Dave & Buster’s Wants to Grow UpThe barcade chain shifting its marketing approach from kids to adults.ByRima ParikhPublishedDecember 12, 2022
TGI Fridays Mozzarella Stick Snacks Are Being Sued for MisbrandingThese cheesy puffs, designed to mimic mozzarella sticks, don't have any mozzarella in them.ByRima ParikhPublishedDecember 12, 2022
Olive Garden Manager Fired for One Hell of a Sick Leave PolicyA manager at a Kansas Olive Garden tried and failed to institute a totalitarian regime.ByRima ParikhPublishedDecember 9, 2022
Put a Little Milk in Your Pepsi, Says PepsiPepsi really wants you to dump some Pepsi over milk this Christmas. And Lindsay Lohan does, too.ByRima ParikhPublishedDecember 1, 2022
The Best Chefs You Can Book on Cameo Right NowA non-exhaustive list of food personalities who will record a personalized greeting for the right price.ByRima ParikhPublishedOctober 24, 2022
The Most Popular Grocery Store in Every StateAlbertsons, Hy-Vee, and Kroger are big ones, sure, but Piggly Wiggly is called Piggly Wiggly.ByRima ParikhPublishedOctober 4, 2022
Would You Spend Tens of Thousands of Dollars on Your New Coworkers?The NFL’s tradition of “rookie dinners” sounds kind of like hazing.ByRima ParikhPublishedOctober 3, 2022
Oat Milk Lovers, Check Your Fridge for ContaminantsYou're probably fine, but who wants to deal with bacterial infection?ByRima ParikhPublishedAugust 3, 2022