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Ladies and gentleman! Live from Takeout Memorial Coliseum, we’ve got a real slobberknocker of a card for you,…

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Let us end this week with a nice story. There’s a restaurant in Little Rock, Arkansas called Baja Grill, which…

Welcome to The Takeout’s Debate Series. Today, we focus on the most vexing question to confound mankind since…

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On this episode of The Fried Chicken Show!, Danny Grant—chef of the buzzy Chicago restaurant Etta—pulls out the…

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