The Takeout shares an office with The Onion, Clickhole, The A.V. Club, and the tech/sales/marketing team that supports the sites. Read more

Some places do them. Otherwise you just gotta do it yourself — learn how to debone chicken thighs. It’s totally worth it. Read more

I do think its purpose is strictly as binding agent. Holds the disparate textures together, if you will.  Read more

Love hearing this, veep.  Read more

OHHHH SHIT THAT’S A GREAT IDEA Read more

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO Read more

How is that even remotely gross? Have they had a California roll? Read more

It is. I can see the words 白酒. Read more

Right before you put in fridge, add a 1/2 tsp of sesame oil and toss. Read more

Fair. I respect the work of artists and believe they should be paid for their work. Read more

I’ll keep taking your money! Thanks! Read more

I already got paid for the movie. You’ve got your ad blocker on and I’m still getting my paycheck. Nice try! Read more

D- comment Read more

Oh reeeaaaaallly??!!!! Read more

Of course. Read more

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I hope I can one day improve my standing with FartsInElevators Read more

I edited this. In Risk, Alaska and Siberia are on opposite ends of the game board. Read more

The Loyalist burger is my favorite burger in Chicago. If you try it and don’t like it, drop me an e-mail and I’ll send you some Onion swag. Read more

Thanks for watching. It was a lot of fun filming with that crew. Read more