What’s the best tasting critter?  Read more

No one ever cried over a plate or a mahogany chair, but the things that truly matter will often fit in a shoe box. Read more

My mom and her sister had a pet rabbit named Genie growing up. They raised her like a normal pet for years, until one day they came home and Genie was gone, “taken to the zoo,” my Oma said. Through pure coincidence, hasenpfeffer was on the menu that night. Read more

I’d bet otter isn’t very tasty. Seems oily. Read more

Give this man a Twitter Pulitzer. Read more

Ew. Read more

Now you’re in the spirit! Read more

Hi let’s be friends. Read more

Did you ask for it hot? Or this place just serves hot cheesecake?  Read more

You’d have to be a massive idiot to intentionally try to hit a large animal with your car. Not saying people aren’t massive idiots, just needed to state the obvious. Read more

You can apply for the permit after you’ve picked up the animal, so long as you apply for it within 24 hours. Read more

Presumably it’s either a baby elk or the motorist is driving an H3.  Read more

Extremely this.  Read more

It’s previously served breakfast in certain areas, but never nationwide. Read more

How dare you try to insert reason and subtlety into this. Read more

So ice cream vs whipped cream vs... ?  Read more

Pie topping or pie filling?  Read more

Interesting on both accounts. My Oma used to give me Mentos on car rides; maybe that’s why.  Read more

Maybe it’s the ‘added water’ part and your store just doesn’t drain it particularly well? From Taco Bell’s website: