Yes, and the poor child volunteer that day. Dark times for public television and science. Of course, I was home from school with the flu and whacked out on cough medicine at the time.  Read more

You can probably get one for a lot cheaper than mine if you don’t care if it works.  Read more

Hot oil PLUS free flowing electricity? I like your style.  Read more

I love it. At one point I found out that their trademark on it was allowed to lapse, so have at it. Read more

eBay. They might have your cocaine too.  Read more

Your teacher ruled  Read more

Hey, can we all take a minute here to say ALL HAIL KARL GUSTAFSON? What an illustration.  Read more

Review? This was a celebration of science and hot dogs.  Read more

There were so many cornballer jokes at work. You have no idea. Read more

Inspiration comes from everywhere.  Read more

Yeah, the surprised-mouth look it gave the hot dogs was vaguely unsettling. Read more

That’s fine too. Debate: lacked.  Read more

Man, I’ve never been so happy for a second paragraph. I didn’t want to be enemies!  Read more

Everyone gets an origin story, and mine is gross. It’s ok to laugh.  Read more

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Vienna Beef, Sabrett’s, Bobak’s — all smoked. This is not a new thing. Read more

You can find all-beef hot dogs in basically any grocery. The beef is mixed with spices, cured, and smoked. That’s pastramafication at work. Read more

I think you’re absolutely right. And I’m totally fine with that woman’s tree being the unreachable ur-mango for me. It’s fun to have a singular experience like that.  Read more

Reporter jobs? Yeah. : ( Read more