If you had one shot, one opportunity Read more

The double ($3.99 for the combo) is a wonderful sandwich, because I’ve found that the patty on the value sandwich is a bit too small to feel like I actually ate something, but two solves that problem. Four is just...well, like I said, it’s a stunt, a non-serious thing for non-serious people. Read more

I finished the fries. And the large soda. And nothing else the entire day on either Saturday or Monday. Because dear gods, that sandwich is like eating a cartoon anvil. Read more

Well, technically, I just needed a photo, I could’ve taken it home or given it to a homeless guy or done science on it to see if it rots like a 10:1 McDonald’s patty (which famously doesn’t because it’s too dry to be hospitable to mold or bacteria)... Read more

Maybe the William Howard Taft of sandwiches? Read more

I have a face for radio, certainly... Read more

Speaking of the photo, this is too good a story not to tell, so I’m going to tell it here. Read more

I wasn’t expecting much from this sandwich, since I’ve had Jack’s Value Chicken Sandwich and been unimpressed by it. Read more

And people say I go for TMI in the comments too often... Read more

My original working title for this article was “Jack in the Box’s Really Big Chicken Sandwich is stupid and excessive and I love it.” Read more

I’m trying to imagine four Wendy’s spicy chicken patties (or hell, even two of them) on a single sandwich. Read more

I sent the pitch email on a lark, fully expecting they’d have one of their staff writers take care of the review...imagine my surprise when they bought it! Read more