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Allison Robicelli
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Allison Robicelli is a JBFA-nominated food & humor writer, former professional chef, author of four (quite good) books, and The People's Hot Pocket Princess. Need cooking advice? Tweet me @Robicellis.
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It’s Pastry Week on The Great British Baking Show, and across the pond, “pastry” means pie dough, “tart” means pie,…
A little over a year ago, I shared my recipe for my beloved Brown Butter Cinnamon Rolls on The Takeout. Since that…
Today I had to kill one of my darlings in the kitchen, which is supremely irritating. It’s for the best, of course, b…
McDonald’s soft serve machines are such a joke that I don’t even need to come up with something funny to say about…
There was much to quibble about during the most recent episode of The Great British Baking Show, like Linda’s Star…
There are three things that can be found inside the walls of an old house: vermin, corpses, or incredibly cool shit.…
Grab a box of tissues, folks, because by the time you’re done reading this story, you’ll have at least one tear…
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Week four of The Great British Baking Show is always pretty lousy, because the first three episodes of the season…
In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving, The Takeout is celebrating the nation’s culinary contributions all week long. We…
New York City feels like it’s home to people from every country on earth, and yet I, born in raised in Gotham, did…
If you’re getting tired of your neighborhood getting battered by hurricanes, swarmed by locusts, or spontaneously bur…
Last week, Kraft became too sexy for this earth, too sexy for this earth, so sexy it hurt. The company launched a…
Pink pineapples are a thing now. Look at that gorgeous picture and take it in. Focus on your breath. What does this…
What is a fast food joint, even, without its very own signature sauce? McDonald’s has its world famous “top secret”…
Another day, another TikTok video making me feel like a goddamn fool. Know how long I’ve been making eggs? A…
I love Pabst Blue Ribbon so freaking much that I’ve been sober for over five years. I love cannabis, because it…
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Update, October 12, 2020: Wow, turns out that Shaq must have as much appeal as he ever did (as if there were any…
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The Great British Baking Show is as much a mental health routine as it is a competition show, and Bread Week is a…
It all started during our recent Takeout Draft of pumpkin spice-flavored items. The final round of the draft was…