Absolutely not. His entire existence will never stop being hilarious, and I will always want to make fun of it.  Read more

But my Salt Bae musings are so delightful! Read more

I’m hoping for “Salt Bae gets mauled my chimp,” followed by “Chimp possessed by ghost of Salt Bae.” Read more

If Salt Bae can do dumb shit every day, I’ll write about him doing dumb shit every day. Like I’ve said, I will only make fun of people if they really, really, really deserve it, so days where either Salt Bae or Papa John are in the news is like winning the lottery in my book. I can’t always be writing about the fact so… Read more

Nope! It’s a variation of something I used to make at my old bakery. I really love using corn in sweet things. There’s a great corn cupcake recipe in my first cookbook! Read more

I’m not sure if you happened to already have the “Wozzeck Fan” screen name or if you made it special just for this comment, but in either scenario, FUCKING BRILLIANT! You get twenty tips from my hat. I originally wanted to go with the clip below, but couldn’t get it to timestamp. The more Wozzeck I watched, the more I…

If Crystelle did that I’d be able to write at least 1,000 words about it, making her a hero to me.  Read more

You being in one of my screengrabs means that you are now a GOLD STAR MEMBER of The Allison Robicelli GBBO Recap Experience. It’s a very exclusive club! Feel free to get that accolade made up into a t-shirt.  Read more

The way I describe my ADD to people who don’t understand: pretend you’re in a room with 100 TVs, and they’re all on at the same exact time. Sometimes you can keep up with a good amount of it by darting your eyes around. Sometimes it’s just “fuzz.” Read more

I take Vyvanse, drink coffee, keep a journal and all that jazz, and still I feel like my life is a mess 50% of the time. (The other 50% is when I’m sleeping.) Read more

Thank you for reading it! Read more

OH MY GOD I HAVEN’T OH MY GOD OH MY GOD Read more

I don’t have a Vitamix so I couldn’t tell you, but I’m curious to see if it will work! If you try it out, let me know.  Read more

I can’t keep up with everyone they hate! Read more

The thing is that GBBO is an entirely different show than it was years ago. The Mary Berry years were like when you’re favorite band was on an indie label, playing small clubs, and was hanging out at the bar after the show. Now it’s a band on a stadium tour that’s become patently ridiculous, but is still selling out… Read more

I would love to be best friends with every single one of the bakers from this year. Except George, on account of that dog thing I haven’t forgiven him for yet. (Unless I get to be friends with the dog) Read more

That big? Read more

Don’t forget the trombone playing! Read more

I always pick a “hot” guy every year to write dirty things about, but of them all, Chigs is my favorite. I’m a sucker for a man who’s good to his mother.  Read more

One great thing about being a professional recapper is having a record of every technical challenge, along with my thoughts on them. There’s a reason I barely write about them anymore.  Read more