Do you need me to jump in on that teams call? Read more

It’s a black blazer I picked up at a thrift store. One of these days I’m going to pony up for a legit high-end smoking jacket. I think I deserve it. Read more

It hasn’t even been an hour since I posted this and already I’m eating a fried chicken sandwich WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME.

DEFINITELY trying this. Thanks for sharing! Read more

I haven’t, but I do that, too! I employ the same method for removing water from tofu:

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As god as my witness, I shall never stop making fun of Tom Cruise.  Read more

You can stick them wherever you want to. Trash, compost... other places. (Don’t ask, don’t judge.) Read more

Umami is definitely a John Malkovitch-type.  Read more

About $10 for three meals a day.  Read more

I’m definitely not living off it, but I’m using it to fill in the spaces where I’m not recipe testing or eating something I love. Way I figure it, the Huel will balance out the fried chicken.  Read more

The lower one. I apparently am shit at getting the recommended daily amount of fiber into my body. After two days, I was totally fine, and am horrified by how bad my diet has been.  Read more

I thought it was going to taste like shit, too! The peanut butter is my favorite, but I’m a total PB fiend.  Read more

Between the mushrooms’ natural moisture plus the whatever is clinging to them after washing, there’s more than enough water to make it work. That’s why I put the lid on for the first few minutes of cooking—it traps everything inside while the heat wilts the mushrooms, pulling out their water.  Read more

I’m currently in talks with HBOMax. Will keep you updated.  Read more

I’m currently in talks with HBOMax. Will keep you updated.  Read more

Highly recommend getting the peanut butter, since mentally, we know PB shakes should be a little gritty. It’s also really delicious. (I’m a huge PB person.) Read more

I’m sober, so couldn’t tell ya!  Read more

Let’s say that what I originally wrote was much more descriptive, and my editor changed it because the world probably wouldn’t be able to handle it. Read more

Yeah, but think of all the bullshit I’d make you guys read during that month. How the hell would I be able to write entertaining news about Taco Bell? Read more

Good luck surviving when all the world’s cats are stalking you, hellbent on revenge. Read more