Today in News That Made My Eyes Roll So Hard They Tickled My Frontal Cortex: Variety reports that Food Network has…
Recently, The Wall Street Journal reported that “the lowbrow shot, long the mainstay of college drinking games and…
Recent news that some restaurants have begun discouraging or outright banning phones from tables elicited two…

I’m comfortable taking heat for my beliefs: Eddie Money’s “Two Tickets To Paradise” is the pop masterpiece everyone…
Despite the slew of headlines, documentaries, and even a United Nations initiative aiming at its reduction, food…
The first time I splurged an inadvisable amount of my paycheck towards food was for jamon Iberico, the Spanish cured…
The headline on this Mother Nature Network piece—Does Your Chicken Need A Diaper?—certainly caught The Takeout…
One thing the internet does a bad job conveying is that restaurants are evolving, breathing organisms. Staff…
The school year got off to a bumpy start in Richmond, Missouri, where Dear Elementary school posted the following…
If the doldrums of warm weather and al fresco dining bums you out, Starbucks would like to remind you—on this first…
This week, food media met in its underground board room lair and agreed to collectively express its indignation over…
I read with interest this story about a Memphis mom whose teenage daughter had to have her gallbladder removed. The…
Break down a plate of nachos to its component parts, and you’ve got the makings of a damn culinary wonderland:…

Hey, you guys remember malls? Those places with the Spencer Gifts and Fashion Bugs and K-B Toys? Remember how we…
Throughout much of the country right now it’s hotter than a four-peckered billy goat, and all we’d like to do is…
Southwest Airlines has just announced that beginning August 1, it will no longer serve peanuts on its flights. The…
Yesterday, Takeout contributor Marnie Shure made her argument for the plain hot dog—that is, no condiments, just bun…
I’ve been doing quite a bit of air travel recently, which means I need to refill my Klonopin prescription. But of…