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Kate Bernot is a freelance writer and a certified beer judge. She was previously managing editor at The Takeout.
With the resigned air of a weary Miss Hoover instructing Ralph Wiggum again not to eat paste, the U.S. Food And Drug…
This past weekend, friends and I attended the Western Montana Fair, where we observed rabbit agility contests and…
2019, am I right? It’s the year that’s felt like one giant “Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”
Five employees of a Burger King in Clovis, New Mexico no longer have jobs following an incident involving a police…
As we inevitably approach the winnowing of the Democratic pool of candidates for president, much is being made of…
Welcome to Ask Kate About Beer, in which The Takeout’s resident beer expert answers everything you’ve ever wanted to…
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Update, August 8, 2019: The ketchup thief has found a sympathetic ear: Heinz. The ketchup brand announced via social…
We’re hoping Susan Orlean—author of Orchid Thief, The Library Book, and others—can clear her schedule, because we…
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The Takeout has precious few sports allegiances. Just two, actually: We shit on Tom Brady, and we love Bedale AFC…
If we’re talking about changing food systems on a national scale, there are forces perhaps even larger than fast…
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The same familiar faces stand atop the podium of America’s largest beer brands: Bud Light, Coors Light, and until…
Shaquille O’Neal has been on the Papa John’s board for roughly five months, and he finally has something to show for…
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While you were tweeting about feral hogs last night, I sat transfixed, staring at this video of a three-dimensional…