
Dating is hard enough without any curveballs in the mix. But add an X-factor like extreme sports, or unpredictable…
Dating is hard enough without any curveballs in the mix. But add an X-factor like extreme sports, or unpredictable…
Though writing about alcohol comprises a significant chunk of my career, I try not to shy away from acknowledging…
Quit playing games with my heart, Taco Bell. Following the difficult news that Taco Bell will discontinue its Cool…
These were not feral hogs, nor were there 30-50 of them. Rather, the 50 adult pigs and 200 piglets pigs involved in…
Just as Popeyes has run out of chicken sandwiches, The Takeout has nearly exhausted our will to cover news of said…
It’s that portion of the late summer when my garden and the farmer’s market are bursting with bountiful lettuce, stun…
When I read this headline from Seattle news station FOX Q13— “Washington schools not giving students enough time to…
Today I feel a level of fast-food melancholy I have not experienced since my discovery that the USDA defines a…
This Month In Overturned Trucks is The Takeout’s monthly roundup of overturned trucks spilling shit over public…