Hey, I had the ingredient in question too!  Read more

Most definitely on both counts  Read more

If only  Read more

Hey thanks! I appreciate that.  Read more

If you hated these, the Taco Bell ones with the squeeze tube of meat must have been an absolute Bosch painting  Read more

Yes!  Read more

Yes, we should all feel weird about this.  Read more

Anything is a Lunchable if I believe in myself!  Read more

This is good advice!  Read more

Mood  Read more

[anguished void-scream] Read more

He was grumpy because he had to eat them, you see Read more

That’s awesome. I make the ugliest samosas in the hemisphere but I love em anyway.  Read more

That’s very nice of you. I am frankly head over heels vis a vis your municipal roast pork sandwich. Read more

Man what a lede to bury in a beef sandwich article THAT would be. Read more

Glad you caught that. Brewed in collaboration with the most excellent Jay Westbrook. Read more

I am down for your spa treatment. No pressure cooker, but you’re masking a damn good case for one.  Read more

Depends on how hungry my uncle Paul is on the day  Read more

It’s time, mostly. Like I said, we’re not making French food.  Read more

The ballcap always gets stuck between my teeth   Read more