When the recession comes, we will comfort ourselves with chicken wingsWhen the economic apocalypse comes, I’ll have my entire face in a basket of chicken wings. That’s what I’ve…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 22, 2020
In California, you can use SNAP benefits for restaurant foodDid you know that in most U.S. counties, it’s illegal to buy pre-prepared food with food stamps? That includes food…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 22, 2020
San Francisco restaurants have added a surcharge to fight climate change, because of course they haveClimate change is terrifying and we should all be stressed about it all the time—so why should a nice dinner out be…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 22, 2020
Grieving a loved one and missed your restaurant reservation? That’ll be £660Today in the Bummer Report: A battle is raging in the tiniest town in Britain over a £660 restaurant tab. Okay,…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 21, 2020
Beyoncé (inadvertently) makes Sainsbury’s employees look extremely on trendThis is a big week to be Beyoncé. (Every week is a big week to be Beyoncé.) The superstar’s athleisure line, Ivy…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 21, 2020
Heinz will change your Super Bowl flights for 57 centsWe’ve all made impulse purchases online. Mine are usually sweaters, because I’m boring and I love sweaters. But…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 21, 2020
1/17/20Starbucks plans to open more “community stores” in low-income areasFor decades now, a new Starbucks popping up means one thing: Well, there goes the neighborhood. The ubiquitous…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 17, 2020
Ever considered how humans cooked before they invented pots? Us neither.We’ve all been there: waiting for a pot to boil on the stove, wondering why it’s taking forever, only to realize…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 17, 2020
MC Hammer doesn’t call it Cheetle, does he?Hello and good morning. It’s January 17, 2020, and today we’re thinking about MC Hammer again. Yes, the ’90s rapper…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 17, 2020
Jelly Belly debuts sparkling water and the flavors are way too normalLove jelly beans, but wish they were drinkable, had about a third of the flavor punch, and kind of hurt the back of…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 9, 2020
California almond industry might have the blood of billions of bees on its handsNext time you reach for a carton of almond milk at the grocery store, think of the bees: 50 billion of them were…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 9, 2020
Yes, of course Keanu Reeves has excellent ice cream cone techniqueIs everything about the entire world stressing you out right now? Well, may we suggest watching a video of Keanu…ByGrace PerryPublishedJanuary 9, 2020
Starbucks, everyone’s favorite plan B, becomes a last-minute wedding chapelWe’ve all been there: planning to try some new lunch spot or boutique coffee house, only to find it’s completely…ByGrace PerryPublishedDecember 20, 2019
Watch the Shrimp Bandit rob a grocery store of $500 in frozen crustaceansMost guys aren’t crazy about having a shrimp in their pants, but one Southern California man strongly disagrees. On…ByGrace PerryPublishedDecember 20, 2019
Judge defends cheese’s right to smell terribleA German court has finally confirmed a time-held truth: Cheese stinks, and there’s no amount of protest that can…ByGrace PerryPublishedDecember 20, 2019
Buckle up, kids: Bugs are the protein source of the futureTerrified of raising children on a planet with dwindling resources and overfarmed land? Have no fear, our…ByGrace PerryPublishedDecember 17, 2019
Popeyes trolls Chick-fil-A in classifieds section—also, remember the classifieds section?Thought the chicken wars would simmer for the holidays? Think again. On Sunday, Popeyes ran classified ads in…ByGrace PerryPublishedDecember 17, 2019
Don’t ditch your vegetables for the new veggie-flavored Goldfish CrackersThose keeping up with the Goldfish Cinematic Universe may be aware of the laundry list of depraved Goldfish flavors:…ByGrace PerryPublishedDecember 17, 2019
Jonathan Van Ness does a little SodaStream ASMR to make your holiday even more gorgeousI feel like the last year-and-a-half of my Instagram feed has been defined by the Fab Five’s unrelenting sponcon…ByGrace PerryPublishedDecember 11, 2019
You'll have to hop the pond if you want an all-vegan McDonald's mealRunning out of options to cook for your vegan friends who insist on crashing the dinner party? Great news, Brits!…ByGrace PerryPublishedDecember 11, 2019