Relax, friend. Here...calm down with this delicious Hormel Black Label Bacon.
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Please don’t comment on my eye. Read more

had no idea thank u a lot
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Check your organic privilege.

more like roger badell. Read more

Half-acre > Revolution Read more

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Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik. Read more

They don't look it on the ice because it's not spring yet. Read more

I think that all indications suggest that Manziel will be the greatest player ever to play the game. Consider these facts: Read more

This just gave me a fantastic idea for a bumper sticker. Read more

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids? Read more

Shall we console ourselves with some eyebrow porn?

I want to watch the show of Kristen Bell watching this show. Read more

Yeah, but the driver waited ha;f an hour to get through the Belmont/Ashland/Lincoln intersection. Read more

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FWIW, that's Fort Wayne South Side, not just "Fort Wayne." There is more than one high school in this hole. Read more

Andy Pettitte: Hey... Mariano? Read more

Joe Theismann recommends Super Beta prostate.